Yeah, the 2nd was supposed to be funny. I actually read (literally out loud), your post to my wife and she’s the one that planted the seed of “eight years and a kid later, she finds out he’s married” joke.

LOL

So I thought it was be funny to write up a little satire piece for your article. hehe. I tried to mimic your writing style, which wasn’t all that easy, mind you.

Have you ever thought about just remaining single? A lot of women are going that route these days. Unless men and women find the right partner, they can be more trouble than they’re worth. lol